Can you share some of your favorite jokes that are not well-known but always make people laugh?

Why Jim Carrey not joke mood little horny little too much engery going back forth really what I want to make music to easy perfection all amazing talents best bedroom best fighter u get kinda bored when your best living legend nothing really Challengeing so u focus on happy ever alot of love sex adventures rest is auto pilot jokeing easy just take all bad going on world and turn around be sarcastic about it add some sex humor and teaseing all improv if will if like me make women wet laughing tease being sarcastic as well then control the crowd with vibe with jokes or sarcasm right I master art improv most rare from from Robin Williams u know this why he and I made me pan at young age and Ryan Reynolds my side kick yup yup in Deadpool movies number 2 evil Drs changing my meds records all time trying to say crazy when sane and just very amazing individual living legend cause few co-stars didn't want there fake images ruin to late for that and that's past all truth out so as king of king all music and music god sex god et bull of bulls in bedroom so guess there fake public images are destroyed we my destiny after the last surely be first yet was always first was last trick pull carpet and curtains down curtain call really . What what do call a man think he's women ? A walking dildo hairy mess what's difference between a simp and pimp the pimp get payed and simp never get layed they get played. Why are people so obsessed with technology when life and sex and pussy god gift to man kind ? Cause both side fear rejection yet when man gets rejected he ask all women out when women get rejected she she go ill show him. What she go do goes fuck the whole team come back u want me now she trip out u want me now dude say nope but u service all friends was all part of plan. Women do the same thing to man have many her fuck all friends say it was all part of her plan different is all women know father is then she wonder why he does not love he always love but she let him be lose once man had all different women her she lost lover that lady gentle be careful open relationship as mortal this joke is as it all to real humor if your fast food open 24/7 anyone can have u well no body want McDonald's everyone want top self like myself or other 7 to 11s so u got be little picky comes to love not to picky but you don't want be stuck with McDonald's cause if everyone can have it nobody want it's right just like jokes u biggest joke of world only th8ng matter is love and sex and loyal trust all things between men and women lover yet biggest joke is most worry about haveing the latest trends by time every one got all stuff of new tend guess what dumby whole new trend wave happens and all that stuff outdate watse money time effort well watch women and men lose real love and loyal over shit hand bag or shit new car that suck in 3 years or mansoon thst empty and hallow like some fellow costars heart i keep on healing that biggrst joke in world right o hear another one u ever wonder why time runs it cause time does not in fact we exist it just made up man made we run on clock time does not all people in world on clock rat race everyone wants cheese love right But it everywhere even here in this lobby yet people think they have time when time does not exist only we do then at any moment you gone return to well depends what you believe heaven hell nothingness right so moral of this joke if we're all nothing then we're something if something then everything if we're all everything then really something right look sexy toosie she got it all firgure good looks perfect hair only flaw shit personality think lofe about martails thing bet she does not even love her man dread it when she in bedroom look crowd to right this man wants to kill himself cause his son took his ex wife from him sitting right next to eachother here lovely comedy show excuse sir how does feel to know young bull took his step mother for you and still paying both bills how everyone give man around of applause that takes balls steel look his ex hands all over his son on pants suppose to after show bj after show before sweet fan only sections still open I know guy give him a call they always wanted real step mom and son save this brave man in Process lady's give round standing ovation I just save this man pocket gave him family counseling and got him dinner and fix money proablem from son and ex wife that together now as we move to crowd over here I seen nice fat chick with me Mr stick well mr stick how do ever get of old flobby here she we all know who's eating his plate and meal to Jesus lady you feed my friend in nirgea for years come you know what McDonald's call you back on menu that hige bitch hahaha dam clam down jusy getting started this old fuck thinks smart look him got the glasses on Monopoly guy I know you're in town fuck bread have to warn Santa claus he out bussiness mans serious can even laughing shat name sir my names not your bussiness really see lady gentle mem he already put everyone out bussiness have call irs audit this mother fucker he's too serious something wrong o there yup future wife well foxy you here alone tonight lady yes not anymore that art deal ladys and gentlemen how u more then layed and payed have wonderful day night I can do this all day multi-talented she in treat I'm not just a I'm sex god bull of bulls music god she just sign up for world greatest ride for women around world wide hahaa o strange that's all folks coming with darling is that mic not darling that my angel dick sing about yes it does sing hehe .there u go small improv of me doing stand up I do all nothing I can't do son of Zeus